Here you will find links to both Jenny Trout’s blog and the audiobooks I’ve made so far. Jenny on the left, me on the right. Have fun!
Jenny’s Fifty Shades of Grey Recap
Chapter One Recap: Ana is the shittiest friend ever.
Chapter Two Recap: Shopping for a serial killer’s birthday.
Chapter Three Recap: Bike accidents get me squirrely in the pants.
Chapter Four Recap: Everybody wants Ana even though she’s terrible.
Chapter Five Recap: IAN SOMERHALDER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Chapter Six Recap: Up, Up, and Away In My Beautiful, My Beautiful Helicopter And Sex Dungeon
Chapter Seven Recap: I wish the whole book was as short as this chapter.
Chapter Eight Recap: This one time I fucked a girl so hard she turned into a pirate.
Chapter Nine Recap: Back like a mysterious rash.
Chapter Ten Recap: Hot and cold running dick.
Chapter Eleven Recap: Sign here. And here. Initial here. Are you getting hot yet?
Chapter Twelve Recap: Untitled, full of Wonka.
Chapter Thirteen Recap: That one day when Jen started drinking at seven in the morning just to get through a recap.
Chapter Fourteen Recap: I’m pretty sure I’ve read this book before but with vampires in it.
Chapter Fifteen Recap: I’m halfway done!
Chapter Sixteen Recap: Shit just got real
Chapter Seventeen Recap: Night of the Moth
Chapter Eighteen Recap: “Fifty Shades of Fucked-Up”
Chapter Nineteen Recap: Now with 100% more television references
Chapter Twenty Recap: “Behind the boathouse/I’ll show you my dark secret”
Chapter Twenty-One Recap: She’s leaving on that first-class flight to Georgia
Chapter Twenty-Two Recap: Mrs. Robinson On My Mind
Chapter Twenty-Three Recap: Red Dawn
Chapter Twenty-Four Recap: Hipster Beethoven
Chapter Twenty-Five Recap: DTF
Chapter Twenty-Fix Recap: I’m a survivor, I did not give up, I did not stop, I’m gonna drink now
Jenny’s Handbook for Mortals Recap
Chapter 0 “The Fool” Recap: There Must Be Something More Than This Technicolor Dream Hair Life
Chapter 1 “The Magician” Recap: That’s not how any of this works.
Chapter 2 “The Hermit” Recap: Cifnaf annataz
Chapter 3 “The Hierophant” Recap: Nothing happened.
Chapter 4 “The Empress” Recap: Star Trek Season 1 Episode 14 ‘Court Martial’
Chapter 5 “The Emperor” Recap: Dive and Blush and Blush and Dive and Blush and Blush and Blush
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Love these 🙂 Excited for more
Love all your sound effects and the different voices. Especially the gollum like inner goddess. Golluma? Thanks for the laughs.
Thank you so much for these. They are wonderful and funny. 🙂 I hope you do the other two books.
Sarah AJ said:
These are so awesome! I’ve downloaded them and they are going on my iPod so I can enjoy them whenever I want!
Sarah AJ said:
Thanks so much for doing this! Your voices are hilarious and you capture the essence of Jenny’s writing so well. I’m looking forward to the other books if you get a chance to record those!
Lilah E. Noir said:
I love these audio recaps, you capture everyone’s voice so well (especially Ana being a whiny bitch, nailed it). I look forward to the other books.
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Your audiobook of Jenny Trout’s critical review of Fifty Shade of Greyscale is simply perfect! I like especially the tone of voice that you choose for Ana Steel.