Here’s a hopefully cheerful way to start off the weekend before Halloween.  Be sure to follow along on the recap or you won’t get to see how condescending Wonka truly is.

Hey everybody!  How about one more recap to end the weekend?

I’m pretty excited about this one because I have been waiting for a while to finally do the voice for Ana’s inner goddess.  It’s probably my favorite.

Also be sure to read Jenny’s recap or you’ll be left wondering why I randomly ask Christian Grey to have a seat.

It’s that time again, folks.  Time to dive back into that exciting, vaguely nauseating but funny (thanks to Jenny Trout) world of Fifty Shades.  Be sure to read along or you won’t get to see a picture of Jenny dressed like a pirate.  It is absolutely worth seeing.

Also, I’ve begun to think the fictional spirit of Ana Steele is possessing my shoes because I keep slipping and falling down.  At least this last time I didn’t hit my knee or tear my jeans.  Instead I have a smattering of scratches and bruises on my leg and I can’t roll onto my left side when I sleep because of the ouch.  So if I could get some tips on how to exorcise spirits or just how to add traction to the bottom of my shoes, that’d be great.