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Jenny’s Splendiferous Fifty Shades of Grey Recaps Chapter Sixteen

16 Thursday Jan 2014

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Hey all!  Sorry about the ridiculous delay.  Holidays, courts, hospitals, madness.  I will be making a proper update with pictures and details.  For now just know that no one’s dead although some people maybe should be.

Also you’ve probably noticed there’s no streaming links.  Long story and I’m fiddling with options.  For now just know that download links are available for all the recaps and will be no matter what.

Enjoy the sixteenth chapter as well as the visual stylings of Jenny Trout over at her site.

I sort of went out on a limb with Ana’s Mom’s voice.  Let me know what you think!

Jenny’s Splendiferous Fifty Shades of Grey Recaps Chapter Fifteen

04 Wednesday Dec 2013

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Whoo, here’s a surprisingly prompt recap.  But first a quick update for those of you who want to know.

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Brego’s doing a lot better.  He’s back on his usual diet and his white blood cell count is where it needs to be for him to finally go off the antibiotics.  The vet says if he keeps looking this good he can go home on Friday.

Phew.  There’s a vice around my heart loosening ever so slightly.  I probably won’t feel entirely relaxed until I can finally see him in person at the end of December.

I would also like to give a shout out to K Coldiron and Elisa Chavez!  Thank you so much for donating.  It means a lot to me and every cent makes it feel a little easier to breathe.

Now on to the main event!  Go check out the recap on Jenny’s blog to see the visual gags.

Jenny’s Splendiferous Fifty Shades of Grey Recaps Chapter Fourteen

30 Saturday Nov 2013

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It’s taken a lot longer than I wanted to get this chapter done.  First I had a cold, so recording was out.  Then there was a chunk of work to get done in order for the end of this semester to not be really horrible.  I had every intention of posting a chapter on Thanksgiving as a sort of holiday treat.  But then the holidays punched me in the soul instead.

I believe many of you are familiar with my horse, Brego.  I blog about him from time to time.

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He nearly died this past Tuesday night.  Technically he’s not out of the woods yet as infection is still a danger but everyone at the hospital is very optimistic.  After a pretty traumatic surgery he’s perked up a lot, which just speaks to how much pain he was in before they operated.

Brego had a twisted bowel.  If he hadn’t been strong and healthy enough to survive the surgery to fix it, we would have had to put him down to keep him from suffering.  Nothing about this wasn’t killing me but the part that felt additionally painful was that we really couldn’t afford the surgery.  We did it anyway, of course.  Like Mom said, you can’t just put down a healthy horse who has every chance of surviving after the procedure.

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They’re reducing his pain medication and if all goes well he’ll get to go home in a week or so.  The looming, soul-sucking fear that I have is now purely focused on the financial aspect of all this.  Setting aside what his stay at the hospital and treatments have cost, the surgery itself was between $7000 to $9000.

So basically Mom and I are playing for time.  Time for me to maybe, hopefully get a book published and in the meantime scraping together any extra pennies I can find.  We do have some time but just as we were taking a step back onto solid ground this has pushed us right up to the edge again.  One more disastrous puff of air and it’s all over.

If any one of you could either afford to click the flattr button or go to Passing the Hat, I would really appreciate it if you could help me play for time as well.

Ahem.  And now what you all are actually here for!  Be sure to go read along with Jenny’s post or you’ll miss the creepy staring frog.  Or is it a toad?  I’m not sure.

Jenny’s Splendiferous Fifty Shades of Grey Recaps Chapter Thirteen

06 Wednesday Nov 2013

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Before your recording, a rant wherein foul language abounds!

So here’s the thing.  There are many, many reasons to despise Fifty Shades.  Jenny covers practically all of them but I found a new little kernel of hatred ready to spring up and choke the nearest innocent bystander while working on this recent recap.  Or at least new to me personally.

Ana goes off about how her literary heroines didn’t prepare her for Christian Grey by example and says several ignorant/offensive things.  For instance she mentions that Tess would ‘succumb’.  You know, I think it’s pretty shitty to use that language about a rape victim.  Granted I’ve never read Tess of the d’Urbervilles but I have heard from pretty much everyone that Tess is raped in the novel.  Using the word succumbed implies quite a bit more consent than actually existed in that specific scenario.  Although considering this is Ana, it’s not all that surprising that she would interpret the scene that way.  Or that E.L. James would interpret it that way.

But it royally pissed me off when Ana claimed that Jane Eyre would ‘be too frightened’.  Bitch, please.  Jane Eyre could kick your ass with one witty quip that would take weeks to sink into your brain.  Then one day you would just drop to your knees and start crying without knowing why.  Christian Grey is definitely enough of a complete ass to try to talk Jane Eyre into being his submissive but after dealing with Mr. Rochester, Jane Eyre would tell him exactly where he could stick his contract in the politest terms possible.  Because that’s how Jane rolls.  She’s a goddamn word ninja.  Let’s also not forget that when Mr. Rochester tried to control her wardrobe and her daily routine, she made him respect her boundaries and like it.  Jane Eyre would literally rather starve out in the cold than be controlled by a man.

So hey, E.L. James, why don’t you shut the fuck up about Jane Eyre from now on, okay?

Now here’s what you’re all really here for.  Follow along with Jenny or miss out on the fabulous pictures.

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I don’t know if this is some glorious hallucination or even how it’s happened considering I’m out of minutes but….

Update: Okay, now I know how it happened.  The first two recaps are no longer visible on soundcloud.  Jeez.  I’ll just… fix it later.

Jenny’s Splendiferous Fifty Shades of Grey Recaps Chapter Twelve

25 Friday Oct 2013

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Here’s a hopefully cheerful way to start off the weekend before Halloween.  Be sure to follow along on the recap or you won’t get to see how condescending Wonka truly is.

Jenny’s Splendiferous Fifty Shades of Grey Recaps Chapter Eleven

13 Sunday Oct 2013

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Hey everybody!  How about one more recap to end the weekend?

I’m pretty excited about this one because I have been waiting for a while to finally do the voice for Ana’s inner goddess.  It’s probably my favorite.

Also be sure to read Jenny’s recap or you’ll be left wondering why I randomly ask Christian Grey to have a seat.

Jenny’s Splendiferous Fifty Shades of Grey Recaps Chapter Ten

12 Saturday Oct 2013

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It’s that time again, folks.  Time to dive back into that exciting, vaguely nauseating but funny (thanks to Jenny Trout) world of Fifty Shades.  Be sure to read along or you won’t get to see a picture of Jenny dressed like a pirate.  It is absolutely worth seeing.

Also, I’ve begun to think the fictional spirit of Ana Steele is possessing my shoes because I keep slipping and falling down.  At least this last time I didn’t hit my knee or tear my jeans.  Instead I have a smattering of scratches and bruises on my leg and I can’t roll onto my left side when I sleep because of the ouch.  So if I could get some tips on how to exorcise spirits or just how to add traction to the bottom of my shoes, that’d be great.

Jenny’s Splendiferous Fifty Shades of Grey Recaps Chapter Nine

28 Saturday Sep 2013

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Another really good reason to go over to Jenny’s original recap posts?  She has editorial content that I do not include.  So if you only listen to me then you’re missing out on cool links and other snappy jokes.  So go there!

And now Chapter Nine, where I fail yet again to do a Morgan Freeman impression.

Jenny’s Splendiferous Fifty Shades of Grey Recaps Chapter Eight

25 Wednesday Sep 2013

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Well guys, we knew this day was coming.  I have seven minutes left on soundcloud and this recap is 16 minutes long.  Sad times, I know.  I’m afraid the days of the pretty embed and sleek player are gone.  From now on you’re going to have to click a link and listen on a separate page.  Sorry, citizens.  That’s just how it has to be.

Maybe with more finagling I can figure out how to embed the link directly here but it took me forever to figure out this solution and I’m on the verge of trying to strangle the internet.  So that’s a project for another day.

In this recap I try in vain to imitate Madeline Kahn and wish I had the access to illegal substances that Jenny does.

Be sure, as always, to follow along with the recap.  There are a few really priceless pictures you won’t want to miss.

Edit: Okay, so the streaming link wouldn’t let people see it so I’ve changed it around but now it’s just downloadable instead of streaming.  Gah.  I’m going to tinker some more to see what I can do but for now the download of the recap is available.

Edit 2: Guess what, party people?

Jenny’s Splendiferous Fifty Shades of Grey Recaps Chapter Seven

18 Wednesday Sep 2013

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Glory, glory, hallelujah!

I didn’t even have to look up how to spell hallelujah, good Catholic girl that I am.  Although I may not be the best of Catholic girls because I can’t be sure if hallelujah is capitalized.

Well, this day seems splendid enough for me to post the next chapter, which made it in under soundcloud’s sound limit.  Thank the Lord for short chapters!

Oh, and don’t forget to follow along.

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