Happy Friday everyone!  To celebrate, here’s the next chapter of Jenny Trout‘s amazing recap.

Be sure to follow along so you won’t miss any visual jokes.  It will also help explain why I randomly burst into song.

It’s been a while but, even without internet at my residence until the 17th, I persevere!

As always be sure to follow along on Jenny’s blog.

Oh, also a note about soundcloud.  A thing I should have noticed but didn’t was that I have a sound limit and once I post the chapter six recap I’ll be out of time.  So either I buy more time or I figure out how else to post these on my blog.  I am, obviously, searching for alternatives.  No arbitrary limits on creativity will keep me from updating!

And now a note about the actual recording.  I do not do a very good Morgan Freeman imitation.  At all.  Sorry.

A thousand apologies for the delay, folks.  I’ve moved locations and my new humble abode has yet to be connected to the internet.  So I’ve hopped on over to the library for some quick uploading of a previously recorded chapter.

Go here to follow along!  And be sure to thank Jenny for making me say Tess of the d’Urbervilles over and over again.  I’m half convinced I pronounced it differently, and incorrectly, every single time.

Why couldn’t Tess have been of Maine or something?  Typical of Thomas Hardy to be so inconsiderate.

Next chapter of Jenny Trout’s recap!  Please do follow along with the text to get all the jokes.

And, for some reason, José sounds vaguely British at one point.  I don’t actually know why that happened.

Here’s the next chapter in the infamous saga.

Seriously, though, I cannot recommend following along while listening to me read enough.  There’s a whole song joke you’ll miss out on if you just hear me dryly reference it.

Also, apologies for when my voice gets soft in places.  Still working the kinks out.

I’ve long been a fan of Jenny Trout’s recap work.  For some time I’ve thought about pouring some of this love into audiobook form.  Now, at long last, I have done this very thing.  Jenny, being the fantastical goddess that she is, has given me permission to make recordings of all her recaps.  There’s a bunch of them so I’d better get busy. Seriously though, everyone should go read her recaps.  They’re amazing.  Also, she often includes pictures so while you’re listening to my audio you should also be following along on her recap so you don’t miss any jokes.