It’s that time again, folks. Time to dive back into that exciting, vaguely nauseating but funny (thanks to Jenny Trout) world of Fifty Shades. Be sure to read along or you won’t get to see a picture of Jenny dressed like a pirate. It is absolutely worth seeing.
Also, I’ve begun to think the fictional spirit of Ana Steele is possessing my shoes because I keep slipping and falling down. At least this last time I didn’t hit my knee or tear my jeans. Instead I have a smattering of scratches and bruises on my leg and I can’t roll onto my left side when I sleep because of the ouch. So if I could get some tips on how to exorcise spirits or just how to add traction to the bottom of my shoes, that’d be great.